Here are some rules/some advice I need to share with you:
- You’re all as adorable as Luna Lovegood
- You’re all as smart as Hermione Granger.
- You’re all as beautiful as Fleur Delacour.
- Not all guys have the emotional range of Ron Weasley.
- There are guys out there who will love you just as much as Snape.
- Girls like Pansy Parkinson aren’t worth your time. They’re all liars.
- The guys that make you cry aren’t worth your tears.
- The ones that are won’t make you cry.
- For every guy like Harry Potter, there are 100 Edward Cullen’s. So be careful.
- Being a nerd, being strange, being odd, or being weird is never bad.
- If a guy sings to you, chances are he’s crazy about you.
